Terms & Conditions

Last updated: September 20, 2025

Welcome to The Slab Beast. By accessing or using our website and Services, you agree to be bound by these Terms & Conditions. Please read them carefully before using our website.

1. General Information

This website is operated by The Slab Beast. Throughout the site, the terms “we,” “us,” and “our” refer to The Slab Beast. By visiting our site and/or purchasing something from us, you engage in our Services and agree to these Terms & Conditions.

2. Eligibility

You must be at least 18 years old or the age of majority in your jurisdiction to use our Services or make a purchase.

3. Products & Availability

We make every effort to display product details, pricing, and availability accurately. However, we do not guarantee that all descriptions are free of errors. We reserve the right to modify or discontinue any product without prior notice.

4. Orders & Payment

When you place an order, you agree to provide current, complete, and accurate purchase information. Payments must be made using accepted payment methods at checkout. We reserve the right to refuse any order placed with us.

5. Pricing & Taxes

All prices are listed in GBP (£) unless otherwise stated. Prices may be subject to change without notice. Applicable taxes and shipping charges will be added at checkout.

6. Shipping & Delivery

We will process and ship your order as outlined in our Shipping Policy. Delivery times are estimates only and are not guaranteed. We are not responsible for delays caused by carriers or external factors.

7. Returns & Refunds

Returns and refunds are handled in accordance with our Refund Policy, available on our website.

8. Use of Services

You agree not to misuse our Services, interfere with the website’s operation, or attempt to access data without authorization. Any fraudulent, abusive, or illegal activity may result in termination of your access.

9. Intellectual Property

All content on this site, including text, images, graphics, and logos, is the property of The Slab Beast or our licensors. You may not reproduce, distribute, or use our content without prior written consent.

10. Limitation of Liability

To the fullest extent permitted by law, The Slab Beast will not be liable for any indirect, incidental, or consequential damages arising from your use of our Services or products. Our total liability shall not exceed the amount you paid for the product.

11. Indemnification

You agree to indemnify and hold harmless The Slab Beast, its affiliates, and employees from any claim or demand resulting from your breach of these Terms or violation of any law or third-party rights.

12. Governing Law

These Terms & Conditions are governed by and construed in accordance with the laws of England and Wales. Any disputes shall be subject to the exclusive jurisdiction of the courts of England and Wales.

13. Changes to Terms

We may update or modify these Terms & Conditions at any time. The latest version will be posted on this page with the updated “Last updated” date.

Contact Us

If you have any questions about these Terms & Conditions, please contact us at:

The Slab Beast

Email: theslabbeast@gmail.com

Phone: +44 121 555 0187

Address: 6 St Thomas Place, ENG, CT1 1NY, United Kingdom